Parous Introitus
a hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic c-ck, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vag-n-s.
1) the hunt for red october led sean connery’s team into the depths of katherine kuhlmans unchatered poes. after the submarine p-ssed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.
2) i have such a huge parous introitus, i can f-ck a donkey sideways.
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