part-time mother
a woman who is supposed to be your caretaker, but only takes care of you part of the time. the majority of the the time she neglects you for her addiction or other problem.
“my mother was a part-time mother because she couldn’t seem to kick her habit. it was too much for her, so somebody had to come in and take action: cps.
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