part your hair


code word for farting.
girl one- oh man, i need to part my hair!
girl two- part your hair gurl, part it!
boy- why? your hair looks fine.
-girl one and two- hahahahahaha.

girl one- parted!!
this term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
“you b-tch, i’m gonna part your hair for that!”
“she sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair.”

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