Parting the Red Sea
s-xual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. the stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman’s period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have s-x with her. the man is usually very h-rny and/or drunk.
“even though sonia was on her period, i wanted to f-ck her really bad. i knew that i would be parting the red sea if i f-cked her liked that. but i’m an interesting guy and when i want something, i get it. so i did it”
“my neighbor is so f-cking hot. i’d f-ck her even if i had to part her red sea.”
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to have v-g-n-l intercourse or oral s-x with a woman who is having her period.
i don’t care how much you beg, i’m not parting your red sea, moses.
having s-x with a girl who has her period.
alex: dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
ralph: saw a tampon in her purse, so she’s on the rag dude!!
alex: well then you will just be parting the red sea!
when during s-x a man inserts his p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n- while she is having her period.thus creating the same effect moses did…sorta.
jim caught bob parting the red sea with nancy and asked if he could join.he also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.
(also see the moses effect) the act of creating sp-ce as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of sp-ce between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. a further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the moses. this is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.
man 1 – haha he’s parting the red sea!
man 2 – what?
man 1 – look at the sp-ce between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
man 2 – oh yeah, there’s a lot of sp-ce there.
v. taking the virginity of a native american woman.
guy #1: dude i screwed sacajawea last night.
guy #2: she was a virgin, right?
guy #1: yeah dude.
guy #2: so you have a good time parting the red sea?
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