passing off” the “small pet pass-off


where you cuddle a buxom girl’s pint-sized “furry four-legged friend” (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. a great and totally “acceptable” way to “cop a free feel” without the cutie’s being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you’re super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply “p-ss off” the chesty chick’s pet to her, most likely she won’t even realize/suspect that you were “p-ssing off”anything on her in the first place.
sometimes a “pleeze squeeze theeze”-minded chick can herself be guilty of “p-ssing off” the “small pet p-ss-off” on a guy — she takes her sweet time and does more “maneuvering and wriggling” than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :p

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