Passing the Lord’s Gravy


to commit a premarital s-xual act within the bible belt of the southern states or more often than not to share bodily fluid under the pretense of “watching a movie” with one’s boyfriend/girlfriend.
the feint moans of alexis resonated throughout the mobile home as adrian heard his father stephen batter the door open to his small country dwellings. “oh sh-t!” said adrian. “ah ha! i knew you weren’t just “watching a movie”!” stephen responded to his son’s blasphemous tone. “p-ssing the lord’s gravy before marriage is not allowed within this trailer! ” stephen finished.

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