pastor franz


charismatic liar; second only to l. ron hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons’ money; pretty much a life-ruiner.
person 1: who’s the guy who is endorsing scientology?
person 2: i don’t know, but for sure he’s a pastor franz.
person 1: fo’ sho’.

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