Patches O’Houlihan
you are having s-x with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. as your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the b-tch over. the best part about this technique, is she’ll still be there tomorrow. but if you’re a gentleman, you’ll call her a cab.
so i gave this girl a patches o’houlihan, and i was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. at least i got the wheelchair out of the deal.
a bald b-tch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.
gotd-mn look at that patches o’houlihan -ss b-tch, she got no hangtime.
really sweaty arm pits
good sweet patches o’houlihan i have sweaty f-cking arm pits. lock
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