Patient Funk


this all-encomp-ssing term is used to describe any one of the many contagions, odors or bodily fluids that potentially fester upon a patient (typically a physical therapy patient). when a particularly rampant cold spreads through a healthcare clinic, it can often be attributed to “patient funk.” when one’s sweater smells like feet after a hard day’s work, blame patient funk. when a foul odor wafts through the waiting room, across the gym, and into the charting room, one can be sure there is patient funk to be shared…
thing 1: dude, what’s this brown crusty stuff on my khakis?
thing 2: ten bucks says it’s patient funk. hope it’s not poo.

or

thing 2: i’ve had this cough for 3 months now. wtf?
thing 1: yeah, you got patient funk from that shoulder patient who came in with pneumonia in january.

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