Patio Furniture


1) any pale faced, dark haired oregonians that spend their free time reading up on the latest model -ssault rifle from their favorite retail gun producers

2) someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.

3) a person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already p-ssed judgement on the game.
1) why is steve reading up on the ak-74 again? he doesn’t even own one! he’s such a patio furniture.

2) i wish that patio furniture would start talking in english instead of grunting at me. ah cr-p, now he’s biting my leg!

3) that d-mn patio furniture is going on about everquest again, even though i already told him it’s just a level treadmill.

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