Patriotic Tongue Salute
when someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. usually only attempted in the dead of winter on a triple dog dare.
schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
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