Patrolling the Mojave


the fallout: new vegas equivalent of the arrow to the knee meme from the elder scrolls v: skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by ncr troopers throughout the game.
“patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.” -anonymous ncr trooper.

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