paul smiths college


deep in the woods you may find heaven or h-ll and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
“here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college”

forestry major: after we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with

culinary major: yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup

recreation major: i sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks

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