Paul Williamsaphobia
abnormal fear of singer/songwriter paul williams after seeing him on “the muppet show” as a young child. symptoms may include extreme anxiety when viewing the movie “smokey and the bandit” and the inability to watch “bugsy malone” even though you love scott baio. some liken it another childhood trauma that caused “shields and yarnell syndrome.”
paul williamsaphobia can cause sudden chills when the name paul williams is spoken. m-ssive anxiety when you see him win a grammy in the year 2014, causing flashbacks of him surrounded by muppets and playing piano. visions of him wearing a large cowboy hat as little enos burdette and making a double or nothing bet with the bandit to “go to boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy” has been known to give people an awkward feeling in their soul.
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