paving the driveway
-j-c-l-t-ng on one’s -n-s (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, bbq, or whatever they identify as) and licking said -n-s up to the nape of their neck. evenly spreading the seman all the way up. paving their driveway.
did you hear that tom was paving the driveway the other night? i heard dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!
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