Pawnbroker’s Syndrome
a condition where a man is born with a third t-st-cl-. an allusion to the three b-lls used as a p-wnbroker’s sign.
mike has p-wnbroker’s syndrome. that’s why the vasectomy didn’t take.
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1. to die 2. a bl-wj-b 1. the old man croaked. 2. i croaked you.
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a. not much b. a term used when asked what you should be doing/are doing/will do/did, meaning ‘absolutely nothing’ c. simplest answer you can possibly give when asked about your personal activities “so what’d you do this weekend?” “very little.”
- poopy plate
side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food. “don’t cry, susan. we’ll have the waiter bring you a p–py plate for the raisins. you don’t have to eat them.”
- limprecation
the curse of having a limp d-ck mr. marcus does not suffer from a limprecation.
- Poor Man's Gin and Tonic
a mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of sprite and 3 oz. of gin partygoer: man, you got any tonic water and limes? host: nah man, just use sprite. partygoer: what am i supposed to do with sprite? host: make a poor man’s gin and tonic, fool.