pay the bills online


the act of secretly masturbating to online p-rnography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.
sam knocked on his roommate’s door, “hey you wanna go out to a bar? maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them.” roommate replies, “nah that’s okay. i think i’ll pay the bills online and call it a night.”

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