peanut butter and crack sandwich
a delicious delicousy created by the world’s favorite base-head, tyrone biggums. this glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing tyrone), two pieces of bread(definently white, as crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut b-tter.
mrs. biggums: “and what would you like for lunch today tyrone?
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tyrone: “a peanut b-tter and crack sandwich!!!! and could i trouble you for a redb-lls too mama???”
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