peanut butter salad


when you smear peanut b-tter on yours or your partners -sshole and let the dog lick it off while your having s-x.
i have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason i have peanut b-tter next to the bed. if she knew i was having a peanut b-tter salad every night she would be so jealous.

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