Peanut Butter Status
an invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the -n-s of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut b-tter from the bottom of the jar.
“why are you crying?”
“my doctor went all peanut b-tter status during my prostate exam”
“chunky or smooth.”
“it felt like he had giantism in his hands.”
“ahh, so chunky.”
-sniffle-
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