Peanut N Corn Corsage
a used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone’s shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.
rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a peanut n corn corsage for his wedding ceremony.
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