Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl
n., a personality type; one who is small or otherwise un-btrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.
derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by dole, del monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
all his life, mikey b. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. he cranked his techno alb-ms to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents’ wealthy neighborhood. he once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of young republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).
yet, try as he might, n-body really noticed him. he was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.
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