Pearl Harbor Barber


when you’re on top of a girl having -n-l s-x in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
that b-tch gave me a pearl harbor barber, so i dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

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