Pedobear syndrome
growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.
person 1: what’s up with owen?
person 2: errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
person 1: ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
person 3: i heard he’s got secondyearaphobia.
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money that is found in a washer or dryer that may or may not be yours but if its in the laundry its fair game! i found a wet 100 dollar bill when i was putting my big brothers clothes, its mine now got me some laundry cash
- pee-do
cheetos + animal pee = peedoes “…at least i don’t eat peedoes!!!!1 b-tch” n. a small p-n-s. this word is typically used by children, but may refer to a grown man’s dong if it is tiny enough. “mommy, my pee-do is hard. will it go away?”
- peeing in the soup
to really screw something up royally. to f-ck something up totally. to make a complete shambles of some situation. in short, to screw the pooch. bob got caught peeing in the soup. his wife caught him f-cking his secretary. she will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.
- Peem
a sound used to denote sadness, unhappiness, discontent, or a general feeling of blah. opposite of meep. you: “you seem very peem today.” me: “my cat got hit by a car.” you: “oh, peem. 🙁 “
- Peence
a p-n-s that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. basically the opposite of a chode. everyone laughed at mason’s peence because it was funny looking. he then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no p-n-s than a peence at all.