peel my tangerines
covering your t-st-cl-s with peanut b-tter and inviting your dog with its rough surfaced tongue to lick said peanut b-tter off, the resulting action being the dog is peeling your tangerines
tonight i’m getting the peanut b-tter out and going to let the dog peel my tangerines
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