pelican cocaine
the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child’s bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your c-ke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt
“we just got pelican cocained! ”
“no. we didn’t. he took the actual c-ke”
“f-ck”
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