Pelzer Rescue Squad


a small rescue squad/ems founded in 1966. also refered to as squad 5 by anderson county ems dispatch. it now includes 3 emergency als stations in pelzer, wren, and powdersville. they also provide 8-10 bls non emergent transport trucks a day for bed confined pt. pelzer ems is often considered a much better place to work than surrounding ems services.
after working for “———” county ems for 10 years i’m tired of the bs, i’m applying at pelzer rescue squad.

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