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• penguin crotch

  when one’s jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person’s actual crotch area. this is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants. “my pants are so tight that i can’t pull them up all the way. as a result, i get penguin crotch.”

• Team Manager

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• o'shannessy

  the act of fantacising about small dogs in the cavities of large sweaty elderly men whilst having their way with a watermelon possibly whilst shoving a tampon in their r-ct-m to achieve the ultimate sensual imaginary pleasure. tomothy was totally o’shannessy-ing about an elderly jesus during chapel yesterday

• Kligga

  a lazy dark-skinned klingon homie. that kligga over there is packing, and if you’re not careful you’ll end up with a disruptor hole in your chest.

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