penguin blowjob
when you pay a hooker to give you a bl-wj-b and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. she then runs off with your money. you chase after her confused and waddling.
that john only offered me 5 dollar… so i gave the cheap b-st-rd a penguin bl-wj-b!
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