Penile Sports
there are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schl-ng swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom’s.
meatwhacking involves the art of getting a “semi” and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
schl-ng swinging is the act of rotating the schl-ng in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
penile sports in daily life
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“toms been a long time in the shower”
“it’s all that schl-ng swinging hes been up to!”
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