penis distraction syndrome


a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. the effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can’t stop thinking about her in those pj’s. i had a test but my p-n-s distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

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