Penis Gas Syndrome
a rare medical conditon during which a man -j-c-l-t-s a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. it permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. although this condtion is prominent in persons of indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with p-n-s gas syndrome.
steve: (profusely masturbating)
arjun: steve are you jackin’ it?
steve: no dude im just- -grunts- ahhhhh…
steve: what the f-ck i just j-zzed mist! i must have p-n-s gas syndrome!!
arjun: ah, the wafting smell of p-n-s gas!
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