Penis Sweller


a girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.
guy 1: dude, that chick’s a p-n-s sweller!

guy 2: who? rupaul?

guy 1: yeah, why?

guy 2: …that’s a tranny.

guy 1: …-retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds- ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

guy 2: rotflol!

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