Pennsylvania tow truck


any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, l-ssos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. excludes actual tow trucks.

should look comical to non-pennsylvanians.
{while driving on an on-ramp to i-70 in pennsylvania}

spencer: did you see that? a ford f-350 was pulling an old ford escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. there was someone steering the escape too, since the cable was so long!

ryan: yea, that’s just an ordinary pennsylvania tow truck.
an alternative method for delivering a baby. when the woman enters into labor the man must engage in s-xual intercourse until the baby attaches to the p-n-s, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. the baby must then be pulled from the uterus and v-g-n- from the thrusting of the coitus.
derivative: when in pennsylvania, where most solutions must be “macguyvered” due to lack of wealth, “tow trucks” consist of your friend hooking your ford focus up to his f150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
-note: a true pennsylvania tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
there’s carol and bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a pennsylvania tow truck. that’s their 7th child.

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