pennsylvania turnpike
america’s first superhighway (built in the ’40s, it even predates l.a. freeways), it is now one of the cr-ppiest sections of interstate in the us
many people choose to take i-68 through maryland to avoid the potholes on i-70/i-76, the pa turnpike
a long highway the stretches from the west virginia border to the new jersey state line. it takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. when you first get on, you p-ss through washington, pa. later on, after the exit for altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in harrisburg. here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. after 1 hour more, the rest is philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.
travis: what are you doing this weekend?
colton: i’m driving over to new jersey
travis: you must be taking the pennsylvania turnpike
colton: i sure am.
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