period fart
a period fart can be twofold. first, it can be a p-ssy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being p-ssed out of this orifice at this point in time. secondly, it can be a conventional fart that’s a foul stench coming from the -n-s generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator’s period. the distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. the second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.
occasionally she’ll hit me with a period fart. it’s usually followed up by a ‘what the f-ck are lookin at?!’ expression. this is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. remember guys: your best option is to ‘test drive’, but never ‘buy’.
n. an infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner l-b– and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. the odor can vary. sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. it varies from v-g-n- to v-g-n-.
v. to expel a period fart (see above).
a couple is having a romantic dinner.
man: “are you on your period?”
woman -period fart- “no, of course not!”
man: “oh holy sh-t yes you are!” -p-sses out-
when you’re on your period and you fart and it moves between your v-g-n-l flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.
oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??
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