Permanent Boner Syndrome
commonly referred to as pbs, permanent b-n-r syndrome is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an exceptionally attractive woman, such as a b-n-r of the month. it is marked by a gradual erection of the p-n-s during such exposure until the p-n-s achieves fully erect status. symptoms include extreme tightness in pants, the inability to concentrate, the inability to stand, and an overall inability to function properly in society.
once fully erect, the p-n-s remains erect until -j-c-l-t–n. because the erection lasts and will not subside until -j-c-l-t–n, it is categorized as permanent. -j-c-l-t–n can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) s-xual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) s-xual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
frank: man that mari in our con law cl-ss is smokin’
jeff: yeah, definitely b-n-r of the month material
frank: you don’t even know. i gotta run home after every cl-ss to take care of my pbs
jeff: bro, you have to control your permanent b-n-r syndrome. it’s ruining your life
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