Personal Pan Pussy
someone who does not like to partic-p-te in pizza parties and/or doesn’t like to eat a lot of pizza. when ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. they enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.
bill: “hey tim, you wanna get h-lla pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight.”
tim: “no thank you bill. i think i will just have a personal pan with veggies. i’m trying to watch my figure.”
bill: “dude, you are such a personal pan p-ssy!”
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