personal Vietnam
a difficult situation that one experienced that is as traumatic and harrowing as fighting in a long and brutal war. coined by donald trump in a 1997 interview with howard stern.
“i’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world. it is a dangerous world out there. it’s scary, like vietnam. sort of like the vietnam era. it is my personal vietnam. i feel like a great and very brave soldier.” – donald trump, speaking about his experiences sleeping with a large number of loose women and trying to avoid catching stds
dude: “hey bro, i heard the philz coffee near your office closed down. that’s a b-mmer.”
bro: “dude, you have no idea! it’s been like my personal vietnam. now i’ve had two choices: 1) go without coffee or 2) go to freaking starbucks and drink that swill! there’s no other choice. i’m not sure i can go on like this anymore.”
dude: “wow bro, that’s really rough. i can see how that’s similar to being tortured within an inch of your life in a prisoner of war camp for three years.”
bro: “yeah, maybe even worse.”
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