Peruvian tunnel malt


noun. when you -j-c-l-t- in the -n-s of a male or femal, and then remove the -j-c-l-t- by sucking through a straw
“that f-cking chotch gave my girl friend a peruvian tunnel malt! oh man, it’s open season on his virgin -sshole!”

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