Pet my puppy
when a man with a tiny p-n-s (we’ll just use the name chris) uses a bad excuse such as “pet my puppy” as slang for handjob or another s-xual act.
chris: “hey ally lets go pet my puppy 😉
ally: “kayyyy”
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