Pet the Shark
“petting the shark” refers to giving a woman a hand-job. this is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.
side note: a woman’s v-g-n- also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
yeah, i’m totally about to pet the shark.
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