Pharisee Humor


the type of a humor a pharisee would have used in the new testament. not so much humor, as it is mockery.

actually, it’s a lot closer to being a douchebag.
man: oh man, i’m really feeling that workout.
person implementing pharisee humor: thou shalt not work on the sabbath.
man: dude, it’s sat-rday.
pharisee: do you dare speak blasphemy in the sight of the lord?
man: you’re a douche.

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