Philadelphia Eyeglasses


when a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then -j-c-l-t-s on her forehead and spreads his s-m-n around her eyes in rings with the tip of his p-n-s.
this freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyegl-sses last week, but i told her i wasn’t into that kind of sh-t.

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