Philadelphia Platterpuss
a s-xual act in which an -ssortment of lunch meats (ham, turkey, etc.) are inserted into the v-g-n-l region and then eaten by one’s partner; thereby making a “platter” in the “p-ssy”.
the h-rny homeless man sought a philadelphia platterpuss, and later had a ham and c-nt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
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