Philadelphia Trumpet
a news magazine in philadelphia that sounds like a dirty s-x move.
my friend asked me if i bought the philadelphia trumpet, and i said “no way dude, i don’t pay for s-x!” he said, “no, it’s that magazine in philadelphia!”
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