phone sex pimp


a phone s-x pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone s-x to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. the money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.
phone s-x pimp: woman get your -ss out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!

woman: do it your self you lazy no good b-m! i’ll cut your b-lls off and then your voice will be high!

(as she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)

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