Phone skitzophrenic
when one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
guy 1: “hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?
guy 2: “h-ll yeah!”
‘phone rings’
guy 1: “oh sh-t it’s my mom. (answers phone) – hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, i’m just at the movies with a friend. i’ll see you later. love you.”
guy 2: “dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic.”
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