photobesity
when a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a ‘the camera adds ten pounds’ way. not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. this condition usually strikes females.
sara: i saw that picture of you at dawns’ party on her facebook page. your rack is huge!
mandy: ugh, i know. i have big b–bs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. i have such photobesity.
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