Photocopier-fixing skills
one who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. see “wizard” or “magician” or “awesomeness”.
perverted boss: “oh my god, i tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!”
audrey: “did i hear paper jam? don’t touch anything boss, i have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me” -fixes photocopier-
perverted boss: “good job! now i think i have a problem with my p-n-s, can you fix that too?”
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